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More Passport Photo Rules May 30

Backgrounds must now be 5%-10% grey – not white!

 

This “new rule” has actually been in place since the guidelines were laid down by the Identity and Passport Service three years ago. 

This year, however, they are applying the ‘new’ standards for passport photos more rigorously. The regulations have always stated that the background for passport photos should be off-white, or 5% – 10% grey.  During 2008 they will begin rejecting photos taken against a white background.

Employing a professional to produce your passport photographs may cost a few pounds more (we charge £10) but it can actually work out cheaper than having two or three attempts at getting it right in a photo booth. Not to mention the inconvenience of having to go through all the rigmarole again should the passport office reject them.

Details about our passport and I.D. photograph service

Don’t Like It! May 19

Don’t you just love embarrassing your children!

I mean, it’s payback time for all the times they embarrassed you as they were growing up. 

Jordan has long since refused to go shopping with us, for fear we might do a ‘Lou and Andy’.  How soon they forget the times they used to run around the supermarket swopping price labels on the goods and dropping packets of condoms in elderly ladies’ shopping trolleys.

So it seemed appropriate that on Jordan’s18th birthday we create a suitable card – with his parents taking the role of the Little Britain characters.

And just to prove we don’t really  look like Lou and Andy, here’s a shot of us enjoying pre dinner birthday drinks at The Wynnstay.

Oh dear!  On second thoughts, I’d better change that to:  at least Jayne doesn’t really look like one of the Little Britain crew.

“…I don’t like it!”

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It’s a Boy! May 17

…but then we knew that already.  Why do they do that these days?  I mean – what was wrong with waiting until the baby was born before knowing whether it was a bloke or a blokette? 

Thomas WilliamThey used to wrap the baby in a towel and hand it to the mother with a nice cup of tea and a cheery: “congratulations Mrs Screamer – it’s a…”  Now they just say “Right, you’re done.  Get yourself off home so we can clear up this mess”.   I swear they only encourage fathers to be present at the birth so they can have the car ticking over outside the delivery suite ready to whisk mother and newborn away in double quick time!

That’s just it, I guess: they can save valuable time (and tea) by finding out the sex before hand.  It seems they can employ less qualified staff in the delivery room.  And at midwiffery collage, they can skip the whole year where they teach them how to tell the difference!

Anywayz – Thomas William has come into the world.  All eight pounds eleven ounces of him.  Born, in case you’re wondering, to Jane Elizabeth Birchall my daughter  - not Jayne Elizabeth Birchall my wife (complicated innit!).  Yesterday I became a grand-parent.Grandfather and grandson

Ten tiny fingers and a similar number of tiny toes.  He looks just like Steve, but then nobody’s perfect.  

I jest. Steve is an absolute star.  Top man.  A father can only hope his daughters end up with decent blokes and I’ve been blessed twice.

Hmmm. Now that we’re back home from our visit to meet young Tom, I’m trying to work out why Jayne-with-a-’Y’ has got that old familiar glint in her eye!

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Mr May – Cheeky Chappies 2008 May 01