First snow of the season
Wow! I can’t remember ever having this much snow in November! It’s laying a good couple of inches – without drifting!
All very nice – but can we please have a bit of sun now, to go with it!
Google now does baby portraits!
This has just got to be the most amazing “Street View” capture in the GoogleCam’s history! *Click on the picture to see the full image. (More Street View fun here)
Don’t worry – we’ll take your baby portraits in the comfort of your own home or at our studio. Details
Update:
Google were quick to take it down. Perhaps they wanted to sell her some ten-by-eights before she had a chance to grab them off the screen!
…or could there be some truth to the speculation that the whole thing was set up as a hoax?
Hmm… We’ll see!
New Moons – as captured by Google
“In Dublin’s fair city,
Where the bums ain’t so pretty,
There once was a Googlecam,
That can’t leave them alone”
Haha – the Google Street View camera has been out looking for porn again. In Dublin this time!
This image can be found on street view using this link – but I bet it will be gone by tomorrow!
At least that’s what happened after this one appeared in Bolton earlier this year.
Update (17.00hrs)
Haha – I was wrong! They didn’t take the image down – they strategically blurred it!
I wonder if it’s someone’s full time job?
Director of arse blurring!
Nikon’s “worst ever” Digital SLR
This reminds me of the time I was in a record shop next to a girl holding a Beatles Album and saying to her mates “Oh my god! – I didn’t know Paul had left Wings”!
What planet is this guy on?! Read the rest of this entry »
Cauliflower Roulette
Cauliflower Roulette is easy to play and not quite as dangerous as the “Russian” alternative.
You can play almost any day of the week at the CoOp
I’d recommend the one in Ruthin
First choose a cauliflower that has been reduced because it’s close to its sell-by date.
Then take it to the till and see how much they charge you!
Simple!
And great fun!
This example started off at £1.30, then was reduced to 95p before eventually hitting the shelves at just 20p
I bet you can guess how much we were charged!
You don’t even have to stick to cauliflowers – it works with pretty much any item that has been “reduced”
Of course the CoOp could spoil our fun by covering up the old bar codes with the new ones. But then that wouldn’t be so much fun for us – or as profitable for the CoOp would it?!
Google Street View Mooning
…and the Street View Camera fun goes on!
Yesterday, if you typed 16 Bolton Road W into Google Maps this was the Street View image.
What tickled me was the way the face recognition software had blurred the lads faces. Should they also include …erm …botty recognition algorithms? ![]()
Today however, Google must have decided their servers couldn’t cope with the number of hits it was getting from the lad’s mates in Bury. Typing in the same address today results in this:
Spoilsports!
Street View Fun
Wow! I know buildings go up pretty fast these days – but the guys working on the new apartments by the roundabout at the bottom of Ruthin’s Market Street must have had steroids in their flasks of Bovril!
As you can see, when the Google Street-View Camera Van joined the roundabout from Park Road, the new building (top right) was only completed up to the first storey.
By the time it had gone halfway around as far as the Station Road exit, the builders had completed the other two storeys and were already putting the roof on!
Who says British workmen are slow??!!
(Click on the images to enlarge)
Google portraits
More Mashed Potato Please.
Don’t you just Love YouTube?!
Following my Mashed Potato Challenge with the Hairy Bikers, someone just reminded me of one of the first songs we (The Exectutioners) did back in the late sixties.
Predictably we were often booked as support band to the Undertakers – and at the Iron Door Club too.
This clip really takes me back.
Spot the wally!
The Mash Potato Challenge
Chris Birchall (The Hairy Photographer) is forever being mistaken for TV chef Dave Myres of The Hairy Bikers. When the opportunity arose, one day last September, he visited one of the recipe fairs where they were filming for the 2010 series “Mums Know Best”.
The Hairy Bikers threw down the gauntlet oven glove and bade him to come forth and take part in the Mashed Potato Challenge. So he did …and came fifth!
Mashing implements at ten paces. Let the challenge begin…
(This episode of Mums Know Best was filmed in Skipton, West Yorkshire and was shown on BBC2 on January 19th 2010.)
Some stills from the challenge
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Rock ‘n Roll Pants. A review.
The scenery was nicely painted.
Hey… maybe I should quit now while I’m ahead. End on a positive note, as it were? Just go to bed.
But I can’t. The sound of Theatr Clwyd’s Rock ‘n Roll Panto is still ringing grating in my head.
They tried their best.
Well actually… No. They didn’t. Read the rest of this entry »
29 years ago
Can you remember what you were doing 29 years ago today?
I can. It was my day off. I dragged myself out of bed mid morning, turned the kettle on and then the radio.
The kettle boiled dry.
Shocked by the news, I never got my morning cuppa. I sat all day, stunned, as a crackly medium wave Radio City struggled to reach over the Welsh mountains. They played Beatles tracks all day back-to-back.
John Lennon had been shot.
The following day I was back at work for the Evening Leader newspaper. Myself and feature-writer Carol James were the only newspaper people John’s ex wife Cynthia would talk to at that sad time. We interviewed and photographed her at her home in Castle Street, Ruthin, whilst the photographers from the Nationals were dropping mind-blowingly huge cheques through her letterbox desperate for exclusive pictures and an interview. She tore them all up.
We got through the door because we were journos she could trust to be sensitive and not sensationalise how she felt about John’s death, having previously done a feature about her charity work a few months earlier and prior to that a promotinal peice about her book A Twist of Lennon.
For me, the whole thing was made far more poignant since I’d been part of the 60s/70s music scene myself.
My band, The Executioners, had graduated from the local village hall dances, through the Chester and Deeside working-mens clubs, to earn our place on the Mersey Beat scene. We played the Cavern, The Iron Door, Tower Ballroom New Brighton and many other Merseyside Clubs, alongside the likes of the Searchers, The Big Three, Freddie Starr and the Midnighters, The Black Abbots, and the Undertakers.
Sadly, we were never on the same bill as The Beatles, so I never got to meet John Lennon.
It was spooky when some time later, I photographed Julian Lennon as a young man because at that time he was just like his father during the Cavern years.
Today, 29 years after his untimely death, John’s music is as fresh and meaningful as back then. It will live on forever. But I often wonder what he would be doing now had December 8th 1980 never happened.
Twitter Banter
A bit of Twitter banter between the Hairy Photographer and the not-so-hairy Eamonn Holmes this morning.
Glad I was able to help him sort out such an important life-changing dilemma!! Read the rest of this entry »
Cute Frog
So you like cute frogs?
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Photographer unknown
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Fuel for THE BRITS
Simple fare to fuel one’s appetite for Kylie and The Brit Awards and… erm… did I mention Kylie?
In the steamer
Half a dozen Asparagus (Kylie likes them!) and a fist full of sprouts (not quite the same now the frost isn’t on the crops).

On the Griddle
Courgette, field mushrooms and sliced tofu steaks marinaded using my own (and Kylie’s) secret recipe.
In the Oven
Inch-thick rounds of butternut and chunks of parsnip doused in Extra Virgin Kylie Olive Oil.
On the Plate
All served up to eat in front of the telly as I settle down to watch the Brit Awards alongside my own special “Kylie”.
On the couch
Okay, so she can’t sing for toffee (or cream eggs) but she’s got everything else the real Kylie’s got – and more besides!
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